場景 1 – 警局刑事組辦公室 – 深夜
Scene 1 – Criminal Investigation Office, Police Station – Late Night
(Based on a true story)
（燈光閃爍，桌上堆滿卷宗。偵查佐魏志翔歪在椅子上，啃著雞排，滿臉蒜味。）
(The lights flicker. Files pile high on the desk. Detective Wei Zhi-Xiang slouches in his chair, chewing fried chicken, garlic stench on his face.)
⸻#饅頭遊戲
— “Steamed Bun Game”
魏志翔（嘴裡含著雞排，嘀咕）
說辦毒品就辦毒品，說辦檢察長就辦檢察長…
老子是警察還是萬事屋？
Wei (muffled, mouth full of chicken): One day it’s drugs, next day it’s the prosecutor…
Am I a cop or everyone’s damn handyman?
⸻
（電腦螢幕閃出一段監聽錄音。）
(The computer screen flickers with a wiretap recording.)
錄音裡聲音（失真）
「那捲光碟…不能給任何人看到，尤其是魏志翔。」
Voice in recording (distorted): “That disc… must never be seen by anyone—especially Wei Zhi-Xiang.”
魏志翔（翻白眼）
靠北，老子連追蹤光碟都要被點名？
Wei (rolling his eyes): Damn it, I can’t even chase a disc without getting name-dropped?
⸻
（忽然門被撞開，周隊長衝進來，氣喘吁吁。）
(Suddenly the door slams open—Captain Chou rushes in, panting.)
周隊長
魏志翔！快！那捲光碟有人要搶！上車！
Captain Chou: Wei! Move! Someone’s after the disc! Get in the car!
魏志翔
上車？（撇嘴）
這種劇情不都應該說「留在局裡比較安全」嗎？
Wei: Get in the car? (scoffs)
Isn’t this the part where you say, “You’re safer at the station”?
周隊長
安全？（苦笑）
這裡連茶水間都可能有針孔攝影機，走啦！
Captain Chou (bitter laugh): Safe? Even the break room might have hidden cameras. Let’s go!
場景 2 – 高速公路 – 深夜
Scene 2 – Highway – Late Night
（兩人衝進一台偵防車，魏志翔開車。後面三輛黑頭車急追。）
(They dash into an unmarked car. Wei drives; three black sedans chase close behind.)
魏志翔（死踩油門）
你他媽告訴我，那捲光碟是啥？
Wei (slamming the pedal): Tell me what the hell’s on that disc?
周隊長（臉色鐵青）
檢察長…私底下收錢幫某議員藏滅證據。
Captain Chou (grim): The prosecutor… got paid to cover up evidence for a councilor.
魏志翔（差點撞上護欄）
幹！我就知道跟檢察長扯上邊都沒好事！
Wei (swerves, almost hitting guardrail): Fuck! I knew nothing good comes from touching prosecutors!
（後面黑頭車窗戶降下，有人伸出棒球棍。）
(A rear sedan’s window drops; a bat juts out.)
黑衣人
交出光碟，不然送你們去看海景！
Black-clad Man: Hand over the disc, or we’ll send you on a scenic tour of the ocean!
魏志翔（爆青筋）
喂喂喂，這是哪一部電影？還棒球棍勒！
Wei (veins popping): Hey hey hey, what movie is this? Who the hell brings a bat?!
（忽然周隊長從後座掏出…一支滅火器。）
(Suddenly, Chou pulls out… a fire extinguisher from the back seat.)
魏志翔
等等，那不是武器吧？
Wei: Wait—don’t tell me that’s a weapon?
周隊長
管他武器不武器！
Captain Chou: Weapon or not—who cares!
（周隊長把滅火器對準車窗猛噴，白煙噴滿後車，黑頭車瞬間失控撞上護欄。）
(Chou blasts the extinguisher out the window. White smoke blinds the chasers; one sedan crashes into the guardrail.)
魏志翔（一邊飆車，一邊大笑）
靠夭，你他媽滅火器還真是全能！警政署該頒獎給它。
Wei (laughing while driving): Damn! The fire extinguisher really does everything! HQ should give it a medal!
周隊長（喘氣）
這案子要是真的辦下去，別說升遷，連局裡的養老茶水間都沒你位置。
Captain Chou (panting): If we really push this case, forget promotions—there won’t even be a seat in the break room for you.
魏志翔（眼神一凜）
那就辦！反正沒位置，我可以開雞排店。
Wei (eyes sharp): Then let’s push it! No seat? Fine. I’ll open a fried chicken shop instead.
（兩人相視而笑。鏡頭拉遠，車子繼續在高速公路狂飆。）
(The two share a wry smile. The camera pulls back; the car speeds on into the night.)
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